For those of you uninitiated in this topic the meaning of henpecked is from the transitive verb to henpeck. The definition of to henpeck as stated in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary is:
to subject (one's husband) to persistent nagging and domination.If the following applies to you, you must please seek the help of a psychiatrist as soon as is possible. This condition of being henpecked could be seriously injurious to your mental health and ego:
(i) Does your wife decide what you eat and when?
(ii) Does your wife decide at what time you leave your home and what time you return?
(iii) Does your wife decide who your friends are and those who are not ?
(iv) Does your wife decide what clothes you wear ?
(v) Does your wife decide which people you can talk to and those you cannot?
(vi) Does your wife decide if you see your parents and other family members ?
(vii) Does your wife decide whether you agree on a particular matter or not?
(viii) Does your wife decide when you can use the toilet and when you cannot ?
(ix) Does your wife decide what channels you watch on television.
(x) And finally does your wife decide at what time your friends have to leave your home?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes you must immediately seek a psychiatric opinion.
Please husbands as a fellow man I plead with you do not think that by being dominated by your wives they increase in their love for you or respect you anymore.
Rather they consider you to be a F. L. C (Fully Loaded Colon) more worthy of being defecated on than being respected.
I say to my fellow man - you have been warned!
Life is too short to be a F.L.C and then to be defecated on as well.
Please don't let yourself be henpecked.